Maybe There Is A God
As attendees in Copenhagen battle with each other and as the police battle demonstrators, a blizzard has descended on the Global Warming Conference. You can't make this stuff up.

As attendees in Copenhagen battle with each other and as the police battle demonstrators, a blizzard has descended on the Global Warming Conference. You can't make this stuff up.
A woman in Methuen, Massachusetts (just outside Lawrence) claims to have found an image of Jesus on her steam iron. Make your own clever references, I can't take this anymore!
In the midst of an address on why Man is to blame for supposed ecological crises, the Pope stated, "This means that technologically advanced societies must be prepared to encourage more sober lifestyles".
In the wake of the ClimateGate scandal, Al Gore has canceled his scheduled appearance at the December 16th conference in Copenhagen. No word on what happens to the poor saps who have already paid $1,200 to shake Gore's hand.
Britain's University of East Anglica announced that alleged fudger of climate data, Phil Jones, will step down from his position as Director of the Climatic Research Unit.
As the ClimateGate scandal deepens daily, one enterprising person (Marc Sheppard) has uncovered the source code for the data tampering that we now know took place. Notice the shameless "audacity of hoax" in actually labeling the code "fudge factor". Here is the full article.