Maybe There Is A God

As attendees in Copenhagen battle with each other and as the police battle demonstrators, a blizzard has descended on the Global Warming Conference. You can't make this stuff up.

Iron Jesus!

A woman in Methuen, Massachusetts (just outside Lawrence) claims to have found an image of Jesus on her steam iron. Make your own clever references, I can't take this anymore!

Pope Wants YOU To Sacrifice!

In the midst of an address on why Man is to blame for supposed ecological crises, the Pope stated, "This means that technologically advanced societies must be prepared to encourage more sober lifestyles".

I guess at least he has an excuse to instill the issue with religious fervor—unlike Al Gore.

Twenty-Nine Years Tomorrow

A sad day for music and the world.

Alarmist-In-Chief Cancels Copenhagen Gig

In the wake of the ClimateGate scandal, Al Gore has canceled his scheduled appearance at the December 16th conference in Copenhagen. No word on what happens to the poor saps who have already paid $1,200 to shake Gore's hand.

Alleged ClimateGate Fudger To Step Down

Britain's University of East Anglica announced that alleged fudger of climate data, Phil Jones, will step down from his position as Director of the Climatic Research Unit.

Source Code Further Un-Masks ClimateGate

As the ClimateGate scandal deepens daily, one enterprising person (Marc Sheppard) has uncovered the source code for the data tampering that we now know took place. Notice the shameless "audacity of hoax" in actually labeling the code "fudge factor". Here is the full article.

ClimateGate Could Scuttle Cap And Trade

Could not happen to be a better group of junk science "scholars".